Here I am hanging out with birds, which as it turns out have really sharp talons that make you bleed.
When I was younger, I had Disney-fueled ambitions of becoming a real-life princess. After all, princesses seemed to have pretty cool jobs, hanging out with woodland creatures, singing lovely songs and napping all while being beautiful.
I grew up to do a few of these things, in my own special way.
And here’s my (spot on) impression of Sleeping Beauty.
Here’s the thing, I may not make the best Disney princess in the world, but I make a pretty good art person.